1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,580 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:04,903 Susan had a secret. 3 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,032 Have you told the girls you're moving? 4 00:00:06,056 --> 00:00:07,188 Not yet. 5 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,235 I got an offer on your house. 6 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,127 Carlos and Gaby got competitive. 7 00:00:12,196 --> 00:00:13,578 I'll see you tonight. 8 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,158 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't take the girls to school. 9 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,215 You always take them. 10 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:17,710 I have to go to work early today. 11 00:00:17,734 --> 00:00:19,434 Well, I'm at work right now. 12 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:21,569 Renee made her wedding plans. 13 00:00:21,639 --> 00:00:23,817 That's a cake I made for a wedding a few years ago. 14 00:00:23,841 --> 00:00:25,081 I know what you're gonna say, 15 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,919 it's too extravagant. It's not big enough. 16 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,655 Oh. Well, I suppose we could add another tier. 17 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,011 Make it two. 18 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,814 Bree ended her relationship with her lawyer. 19 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:33,883 You've lied to me. 20 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,183 To win this case. 21 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,946 You're just pretending there's something between us 22 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,298 so you could get information from me. 23 00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:39,399 I wasn't trying to get... 24 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:41,923 And you are not welcome in my home. 25 00:00:41,992 --> 00:00:45,627 And Tom and Lynette finally got back together. 26 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,671 This is how it started. 27 00:00:56,740 --> 00:01:01,126 The woman who had lived on the street for years came outside 28 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:05,364 and introduced herself to the woman who was moving in next door. 29 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:10,168 Welcome to the neighborhood! I'm Martha Huber. 30 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,854 Mary Alice Young. 31 00:01:11,922 --> 00:01:14,389 So, you got a husband? Mine's dead. 32 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:16,174 I'm sorry. 33 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,875 Me, too, in theory. 34 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:18,961 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 35 00:01:19,029 --> 00:01:20,362 I have a husband and a son. 36 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:22,342 They're in the other van. They'll be here soon. 37 00:01:22,366 --> 00:01:24,666 Oh! I used to have a chair just like that. 38 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:26,846 It kept breaking, so I threw it away. 39 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:28,403 I hate cheap furniture. 40 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:34,792 Yes. Well, I should go help the movers. Nice to meet you. 41 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:37,529 Wait! I hardly know anything about you. 42 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,465 You didn't even mention where you folks are from. 43 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,684 Up north. 44 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,686 "Up north." That doesn't tell me anything. 45 00:01:44,755 --> 00:01:45,755 Where exactly? 46 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:48,901 Small town. You wouldn't know it. 47 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:50,025 Try me. 48 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,273 Why do you need to know that? 49 00:01:54,297 --> 00:01:55,530 Why don't you wanna tell me? 50 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,717 Well, it's no big deal. It's just... 51 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,037 And just like that, 52 00:02:02,105 --> 00:02:05,874 Martha Huber figured out I was hiding something. 53 00:02:05,943 --> 00:02:08,543 Oh. You're busy. 54 00:02:08,612 --> 00:02:13,381 We'll just have a long chat once you've settled in. Okay? 55 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:16,785 And my new neighbor made it her mission to find out 56 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:20,155 what my secret was. 57 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,525 And this was the beginning 58 00:02:25,161 --> 00:02:26,628 of the end. 59 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,626 (GUNSHOT) 60 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:56,424 It was just after breakfast when Susan Delfino told her friends 61 00:02:56,493 --> 00:03:00,745 she'd soon be moving from Wisteria Lane. 62 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:05,433 They were shocked their old friend was actually leaving. 63 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:08,770 So shocked, it took them a moment to notice 64 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:12,040 another old friend had returned. 65 00:03:14,378 --> 00:03:15,727 Oh, my God. 66 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:21,466 Hello, ladies. Did you miss me? 67 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,975 So, three months after we got to Paris, Robin and I broke up. 68 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:26,488 I'm sorry. 69 00:03:26,557 --> 00:03:29,157 Yeah, a long distance move can be tough on a relationship. 70 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:32,005 That, and I decided I just wasn't into women anymore. 71 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:34,140 Although, in Paris, it's hard to tell the difference. 72 00:03:34,164 --> 00:03:36,492 The women don't shave, and the men carry purses. 73 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,815 (ALL LAUGHING) 74 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,518 So, what team are you playing for now? 75 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:41,820 I'm out of the game. 76 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,328 I decided to channel my sexual frustration 77 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,826 into starting my own business, a line of frozen French pastries. 78 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,094 Bree, you remember how my croissants 79 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,674 were always the best on the lane. 80 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,015 (SARCASTICALLY) I remember you thinking that. 81 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:57,618 So, basically, you sell microwavable French food 82 00:03:57,687 --> 00:03:59,082 to the French? Yep. 83 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:02,040 As they got lazier and fatter, I got thinner and richer. 84 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:04,203 Now my accountant has me buying chateaus 85 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:07,279 just to do something with all my money. (LAUGHS) 86 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,046 (MOCKING KATHERINE'S LAUGHTER) 87 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,816 So, other than wanting to rub your success in our faces, 88 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,802 what brings you back? 89 00:04:13,871 --> 00:04:16,071 I have a little business proposition 90 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,422 for Lynette. 91 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,194 Tighter. 92 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,564 If I go any tighter, you won't be able to breathe. 93 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,366 Jean, you're talking to a woman who gave herself salmonella 94 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,401 to lose 10 pounds before prom. 95 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,038 Beauty is suffering. Now, tighter! 96 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,807 BEN: Hey. 97 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,090 (GASPS) 98 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,827 What are you doing here? 99 00:04:38,895 --> 00:04:42,063 You can't see me before the wedding. It's bad luck! 100 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:44,799 So, I picked up the programs from the printer. 101 00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:53,742 Oh, my God. Do I have to do everything? 102 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,461 This is ivory. I told you to get beige. 103 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,929 Are you color-blind? 104 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,397 You do know I'm black, right? 105 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,768 Honey, I can't help but notice, you seem a little... 106 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:04,970 Bitchy? 107 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,605 No, I was gonna say, less angelic than usual. 108 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:11,259 I am busting my ass to plan the happiest day of your life. 109 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:14,329 So let's ditch the sarcasm, shall we? 110 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,997 You know what? 111 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,877 It is bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. 112 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,234 And I just realized why. 113 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:26,742 Jean, I told you, tighter. I don't care if I can breathe. 114 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:28,810 (MUMBLING) At this point, neither do I. 115 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,448 What was going on out there? 116 00:05:33,516 --> 00:05:34,861 Katherine came back for a visit. 117 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:36,062 And before you get too excited, 118 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,463 no, she's not a lesbian anymore. 119 00:05:37,487 --> 00:05:39,921 Really? Damn. 120 00:05:39,989 --> 00:05:41,834 Hey, while you were out dishing with your friends, 121 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:43,190 our gardener quit. 122 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,992 He wouldn't name names, but apparently, 123 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:47,345 one of us is a little too hard to please. 124 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,113 Yeah, you should work on that. 125 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,292 So you're gonna get a new one? 126 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:51,316 When? 127 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,867 I have a job, too, you know. 128 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,056 Carlos, you help the poor and downtrodden, 129 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,366 a group with a very flexible schedule. 130 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,805 (PHONE RINGING) 131 00:05:57,874 --> 00:06:01,309 I'm working crazy hours. House stuff is up to you now. 132 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:02,627 Oh! It's my boss. 133 00:06:04,047 --> 00:06:05,287 Hello, Mr. Hoffman. 134 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,633 Really? Me? 135 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:14,172 Yes, I'm very interested. Thank you. 136 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,480 I don't know what to say. 137 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,860 Okay, I'll see you then, sir. 138 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,363 What was that about? 139 00:06:22,432 --> 00:06:25,183 I just got a huge promotion. 140 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,918 I'm the new head of VIP Sales. 141 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,054 Seriously? 142 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,138 Babe, that's amazing. 143 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:33,892 What's wrong? 144 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,994 I don't know. It's so big. 145 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,896 It's a whole department. 146 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,716 They're really trusting me. What if I can't do it? 147 00:06:41,785 --> 00:06:46,438 Gabby, don't you know how smart and talented you are? 148 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,507 You deserve this. 149 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,443 (SIGHS) 150 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,623 Yeah. You know what, you're right. 151 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,592 I just gotta learn how to be the boss. 152 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,394 I don't even know how to talk to employees. 153 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,384 Yeah, I think our gardener would agree. 154 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,821 Please. That sad sack was a moron. 155 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,091 So, how you been feeling? 156 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,342 I've been craving chocolate constantly. 157 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:10,462 But that's okay, right? 158 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,930 Within moderation, but I'm not worried. 159 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,263 You look great. 160 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:15,934 Thank you. 161 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,805 You know, Julie is getting her Ph.D. 162 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,741 So soon, she'll be a doctor, too. 163 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:26,361 Maybe you two should have lunch sometime and talk shop. 164 00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:28,447 (PAGER BEEPS) 165 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,160 Yeah, that would be nice. I'm sorry, I have to take this. 166 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,424 I'll be right back. 167 00:07:34,471 --> 00:07:35,520 What the hell was that? 168 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,988 He was flirting with you. 169 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,322 He's my obstetrician. 170 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,842 Well, he knows you're fertile. Men like that. 171 00:07:40,911 --> 00:07:43,144 Enough. I don't need you to fix me up. 172 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:46,130 I'm just worried about you. I don't want you to be lonely. 173 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,777 Well, good news. In three weeks, 174 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,918 I will have a permanent house guest. 175 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:52,954 I'm talking about the other kind of lonely. 176 00:07:53,023 --> 00:07:56,324 Even single mothers have needs. 177 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,239 Childbirth can't possibly be as painful as this conversation. 178 00:07:59,263 --> 00:08:03,298 You don't know how hard it's gonna be. Having a kid is exhausting. 179 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:06,668 You have no time to exercise or eat right. 180 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:07,969 The great news is, 181 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:10,705 you don't have to let yourself go. 182 00:08:10,774 --> 00:08:12,840 I'll be there, helping with the baby. 183 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,976 So you'll have time to go to the gym. 184 00:08:15,045 --> 00:08:17,962 I'll let myself go. I don't mind. 185 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:22,817 Mom, I just felt the baby tap out "Make her stop" in Morse Code. 186 00:08:22,886 --> 00:08:25,820 It's hard to find a man when you're a single mom. 187 00:08:25,889 --> 00:08:27,688 That's my point. I'm done. 188 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:33,341 As I remember, you found Mike. 189 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:38,300 Yes, well, I was very lucky. 190 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:41,786 You sure were. 191 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,958 There you go. 192 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,061 Beautiful day, isn't it? 193 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:54,649 One of the nice things about dying is, every day seems beautiful. 194 00:08:54,717 --> 00:08:57,035 You always wince when I say things like that. 195 00:08:57,103 --> 00:09:00,321 I don't mean to. It's just hard for me. 196 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,672 For you? 197 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,674 You wanna switch places with her? 198 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,827 Be nice, Roy. 199 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:09,881 By the way, Karen, I got that song you wanted for your funeral. 200 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:13,017 Thank you, Bree. Johnny Mathis. 201 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,164 My girlfriends and I taught each other to dance 202 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,308 listening to Wonderful! Wonderful! 203 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,558 I was only able to get it on a CD. 204 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:24,295 No, no. It's gotta be on a 45 that I can play on a record player, 205 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,524 just like I did when I was a kid. 206 00:09:28,117 --> 00:09:30,917 By the way, I'll also need the record player. 207 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,487 You know, it's really hard to find those 45s. 208 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,462 But I'm gonna keep looking. (CELL PHONE RINGS) 209 00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:40,161 Hello. 210 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:43,631 Oh. Hello, Trip. 211 00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:48,202 I already told you, I'm not interested. 212 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,923 BREE: Please stop calling. 213 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,688 Is that your lawyer friend? 214 00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:57,244 Well, you're half right. 215 00:09:57,313 --> 00:09:58,930 I thought you liked him. 216 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:03,000 I did, more than I've liked anybody in a very long time. 217 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,753 But then I realized that he just manipulates people 218 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,756 so that he can get what he wants. 219 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:10,675 I can't trust him. 220 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,878 All right, you two, I will check in on you later. 221 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:20,735 Roy, be a peach and look up a phone number for me. 222 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,087 Karen, what are you up to? 223 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,722 I don't know. 224 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,469 I thought it would be fun to screw with people's lives 225 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,659 one last time before I check out. 226 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,080 (CHUCKLES) 227 00:10:33,082 --> 00:10:34,649 Wow. 228 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,985 Sounds like you're doing pretty good. I mean, your own company? 229 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,999 Yeah. I didn't wanna brag in front of the girls, 230 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:42,156 but it's worth a few bucks. 231 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,558 That was you not bragging? 232 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:46,277 Well, just look at our last financial statement. 233 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,614 (GASPS) 234 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,883 I love doing that! 235 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,062 (KATHERINE LAUGHING) 236 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,686 Have a seat. 237 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,705 In fact, we are doing so well 238 00:10:57,774 --> 00:11:00,892 that we are looking to expand worldwide. 239 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,895 And I would like you to head our US division 240 00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,396 in New York. 241 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,768 Oh, my God. 242 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,570 That's a huge job. 243 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,373 Why me? 244 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:18,476 Because you're the smartest businesswoman I know. 245 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,056 And when I heard that you and Tom split, 246 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,224 I thought there's nothing tying you to Fairview. 247 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,547 Well, here's the thing... 248 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,044 Twenty minutes until my job interview, and I lose a button. 249 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,668 Can you... Katherine. 250 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:29,837 That's the thing. 251 00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,717 What brings you back to the States? 252 00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:36,260 Your wife, actually. I came to offer her a job in New York. 253 00:11:37,814 --> 00:11:39,030 Wow! 254 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:43,251 But obviously, I'm not taking it. 255 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:48,356 We just got back together, and I couldn't be happier. 256 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:51,404 Sorry, Katherine. I know how painful it is to lose Lynette, 257 00:11:51,428 --> 00:11:53,788 and how sweet it is to get her back. 258 00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,592 LYNETTE: Here. Leave the shirt with me, babe. I got it. 259 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:57,649 Thanks. 260 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,585 Well, I'm in town for three days 261 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,832 if you wanna keep talking about this. 262 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,607 No. I feel pretty comfortable with my decision. 263 00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:09,743 Okay. But the Lynette that I knew 264 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:13,965 was never happy with a life of sewing buttons. 265 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,658 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Sorry I'm late. 266 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:25,193 I'm starving. What are we having? 267 00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:27,862 I had a lovely steak. 268 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,925 Then, an hour later, I had your lovely steak. 269 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,784 So I guess you're having cereal. 270 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:36,254 Come on, you know how it is. First day of a new job? It was crazy. 271 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,134 And what, you lost your phone? 272 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:42,043 (SIGHS) I know, I know. I'm a terrible, awful person. 273 00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:46,047 But maybe you can find a way to forgive me 274 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:49,050 after you see this. 275 00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:51,797 Whoa! (GABRIELLE GIGGLES) 276 00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:53,533 I know. I saw it, and all I could think about was 277 00:12:53,557 --> 00:12:57,725 how sexy it would look on that big, strong wrist of yours. 278 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,355 I don't think I've ever seen anything... 279 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,866 Oh, my God. Wait a minute. 280 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:05,935 What? 281 00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:11,539 I know this move. I invented this move. 282 00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:13,152 I don't know what you're talking about. 283 00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:15,409 It's what I used to do to you. 284 00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:18,858 I'd buy you jewelry to compensate for being a lousy husband. 285 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,766 And it worked beautifully. So shut up and enjoy. 286 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,513 I can't believe you're trying to buy me off with a watch. 287 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,082 Oh! When you shake your wrist like that, 288 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,583 the diamonds really catch the light. 289 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,352 Oh, my God! You're even quoting me! 290 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,391 (SCOFFS) 291 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,226 You don't want the watch? Fine. 292 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,994 But everyone has a price. You name it. 293 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,731 Sex, massage, Three Stooges marathon. 294 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,535 The price for my forgiveness 295 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:43,148 is you paying a little more attention to me. 296 00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:46,357 Being more present, more respectful of my feelings and needs. 297 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,326 You want a new car. 298 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,560 I'm going to bed. 299 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,997 What? No, come back. You're sexy when you're angry. 300 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,932 Yep, that's mine, too! 301 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,123 Lynette Scavo? 302 00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,692 Oh, my God. 303 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,077 How long has it been? 304 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,480 Oh! A long time. How are you doing, Natalie? 305 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,048 I'm great. 306 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,769 The question is, how are you? I heard about you and Tom. 307 00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:17,772 Oh! Yeah, we went through a rough patch. 308 00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:21,075 But we're back together now, and things are better than ever. 309 00:14:21,143 --> 00:14:22,743 What a relief. 310 00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:25,079 I just kept thinking, "Poor Lynette. 311 00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:26,881 "Sacrificed her whole career for that man, 312 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,799 "and then it didn't even work out?" 313 00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:32,353 Just to be clear, I didn't sacrifice my career for anyone. 314 00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:33,954 Well, I didn't mean anything by it. 315 00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:35,490 If anything, I'm jealous of you. 316 00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:36,858 Oh? 317 00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:40,361 My company has branches in 15 cities around the world. 318 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:42,663 I live out of a suitcase. And you? 319 00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:46,050 There must be days when you don't even leave the house. 320 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,619 The simple life. 321 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,673 I got a job offer yesterday. 322 00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:52,907 Really? 323 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,953 Yeah. This big European food company 324 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,755 is taking its brand to the States, 325 00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:58,862 and they want me to run it, so... 326 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:02,550 Impressive. When do you start? 327 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:05,987 Well, it's in New York, so it's a lot to consider, and... 328 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,439 And that is the difference between me and you. 329 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:11,241 I'd grab an opportunity like that in a second. 330 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,944 But not you. 331 00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:15,195 In your heart of hearts, 332 00:15:15,264 --> 00:15:18,549 you're a wife and a mommy. Congrats. 333 00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,035 See you. 334 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,689 (DIALING ON CELL PHONE) 335 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:32,029 Katherine, it's Lynette. Call me back. We have to talk. 336 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,067 Hey, gotta run. 337 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,098 Huge day. E-mails have been coming in since 7:00. 338 00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:41,199 Just so you know, our new gardener started today. 339 00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:42,635 Great. Mind running defense for me? 340 00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:44,120 I really don't have time to chit-chat with the help. 341 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,993 It'll be my pleasure. 342 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:53,000 Oh! Hola! 343 00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:54,368 I'm Carmen. 344 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,322 Uh-huh. 345 00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:00,524 What the hell is that? 346 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,842 That's our new gardener. 347 00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:03,160 She's gonna take care of 348 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,709 everything around here that's been neglected. 349 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,582 You think that's funny? 350 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,841 Just making a point. 351 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,836 You crossed the line, Carlos. 352 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,538 You've crossed the line! 353 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,074 Gabby, come on. 354 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,544 Gabby! (TIRES SCREECHING) 355 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,401 Watch the dirt. And watch the grass. 356 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,069 Focus, ladies! 357 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,082 This dress costs more than your houses, 358 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,373 put together! 359 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,102 Okay. You know what, Renee, I know this is your day, 360 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,871 but it's only 10:00 and you're already a huge pain in the ass. 361 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,038 Well, then, I'm running late. 362 00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:55,913 I should've been a huge pain in the ass by 9:00. 363 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,817 You in the stupid hat, open the door! 364 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,173 Oh! Wow! 365 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,593 Where you going all dolled up? 366 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,061 Renee's wedding. 367 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,641 I just wanted to check on Karen before I left. 368 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:13,797 She's sleeping. 369 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,417 I don't think it'll be long now. 370 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:22,990 Roy, I'm so sorry. 371 00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:24,542 Would you like me to stay? 372 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:28,011 No. This is our time together. 373 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,496 We'll be fine. 374 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,617 Good, you found Karen's record. 375 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,953 Not me, that lawyer guy. 376 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,121 Trip? 377 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,040 Karen told him she really wanted it. 378 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:43,994 The son of a gun must have gone to 20 different record stores. 379 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,096 (SIGHS) 380 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,897 Well, that's lovely. 381 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,917 You should have seen the smile on her face when he brought it in. 382 00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:54,672 He's a good guy. 383 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,229 Do you seriously need to stretch out on her? 384 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,131 What do you want me to do, crease? 385 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,783 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 386 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,620 Hello, Ben. 387 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:13,224 Hey, hey, hey. Don't raise your voice to me. 388 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,059 Hair and make-up took forever, 389 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,606 and then we had to wait 20 minutes for Susan and... 390 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,463 I was totally on time. 391 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,265 He does not need to know that. 392 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,100 Yeah, we're on our way now. 393 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,636 I promise we'll be there no later than... 394 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,105 We're going through a tunnel! 395 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,317 How late are we? 396 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,443 I should have been cutting the cake by now! 397 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,992 Okay, not a good day to hand her a knife. 398 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:39,717 Julie, are you okay? 399 00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:40,979 Oh, my God. 400 00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,354 What? What's wrong? 401 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,382 I think my water just broke. 402 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,707 (ALL GASPING) 403 00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:49,142 (ALL SCREAMING) 404 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,330 How could you do this to me? 405 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,298 She's in labor! 406 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,966 Nine months! 407 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,502 You had nine months, and this is the moment you pick? 408 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,871 Renee, I am so sorry. (MOANS IN PAIN) 409 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,506 Hold on. Everything's gonna be fine. 410 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,542 How? My dress is ruined! 411 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,943 I got an idea. 412 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:09,814 Hey, driver, we need you to swing by Cumberly's. 413 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,882 My store has an amazing bridal department. 414 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,117 Are you insane? Take us to the hospital! 415 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,303 Come on. She just started labor. 416 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,505 Keep your legs together, honey. 417 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,569 We're just gonna run in and grab a dress. 418 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,192 And shoes. 419 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,372 You need shoes, too? 420 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,978 Thanks to Old Faithful here. 421 00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:26,647 My daughter is having a baby, 422 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:29,016 and you wanna go on a shopping spree? 423 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,652 Could someone please just tell me where to go? 424 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:33,641 Cumberly's! Hospital! 425 00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,234 Let's just go to Cumberly's. Julie! 426 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,410 Mom, my contractions just started. We have time. Ah! 427 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,279 Ugh! Do you have to keep doing that? 428 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,364 Okay, size sixes are over there. 429 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,421 Hey. 430 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,356 Don't lie to me. 431 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,560 Ugh. 432 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,595 No. No. 433 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,396 God, no. 434 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,332 (GASPS) 435 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,936 Now, that is beautiful. 436 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,054 My daughter's looking at this. 437 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,733 When's her wedding? Three months. 438 00:20:08,757 --> 00:20:09,823 Mine's in five minutes. 439 00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:11,942 Unzip me. 440 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,582 Oh! Hi, hi. 441 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,235 I'm Gabrielle Solis, Head of VIP Sales here at Cumberly's. 442 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,054 I'm Kent, minimum wage worker stuck here on a Saturday. 443 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,605 Can I help you? 444 00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:27,485 I need to borrow a bridal gown. 445 00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:28,509 "Borrow"? 446 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,621 Just for the afternoon. 447 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,078 We don't lend bridal dresses. 448 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,281 Well, I know it's not policy, 449 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:36,428 but can't you do a favor for a fellow worker? 450 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,802 Ma'am, I've never heard of you. 451 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,288 Do you have your employee ID card? 452 00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:45,258 No. I'm not one of those nerds who carries her ID card on 453 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,213 a handsome lanyard. 454 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,882 So, you want me to give you a $6,000 wedding dress? 455 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,785 Five thousand with my employee discount. (GIGGLES) 456 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,853 Go away, ma'am. 457 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,318 (BREATHING DEEPLY) Oh! 458 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,941 That was a big one. 459 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,662 They seem to be coming a lot faster. 460 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,131 Excuse me, would you mind going in 461 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,593 and finding out what's keeping them? 462 00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:11,068 Things seem to be speeding up a bit back here. 463 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,377 Right away. 464 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,273 Mom, what are you doing? 465 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:19,910 You are not having my granddaughter in the back of a limousine. 466 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,198 Keep breathing! 467 00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:35,076 So, are we set? 468 00:21:35,144 --> 00:21:36,955 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Told you I was a big shot here. 469 00:21:36,979 --> 00:21:38,446 Now walk with me. 470 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:39,980 There's only one tiny hiccup. 471 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,226 KENT: Hey, where are you going with that dress? 472 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,016 And now we run. 473 00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:53,260 Where... Where's the limo? 474 00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:55,107 I don't know, it was right here. 475 00:21:55,131 --> 00:21:57,331 (ALARM SOUNDING) And we're running again. 476 00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:04,437 (BOTH PANTING) 477 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,726 Do you not have a car? 478 00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:12,579 Does it look like we have a car? Huh? 479 00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:14,815 Does it? 480 00:22:14,884 --> 00:22:16,928 Okay, all right. Again, late for your own wedding. 481 00:22:16,952 --> 00:22:18,318 Maybe kill this guy later. 482 00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,502 Don't say a word. You hear me? 483 00:22:24,526 --> 00:22:28,145 You have no idea what I had to go through to get here, 484 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:32,216 so if you even give me one syllable of grief, 485 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,986 I will kick your sorry ass all the way back to Australia! 486 00:22:40,743 --> 00:22:43,293 I've never seen anyone look so beautiful. 487 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,198 (CRYING) 488 00:22:53,322 --> 00:22:56,290 Let's go inside and get started on our wedded bliss. 489 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,266 No, no, Katherine, I am excited. 490 00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:07,601 I just need to talk to Tom first. 491 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:10,737 Well, can you give me till the end of the day? 492 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,739 Okay, thanks. Bye. 493 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,453 Talk to me about what? Hi. 494 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,809 Hi. 495 00:23:15,878 --> 00:23:17,244 Oh, um... 496 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,913 Katherine keeps pushing me about this job thing. 497 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,081 I thought you told her no. 498 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,550 I did, 499 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,218 but once she started talking about 500 00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:26,253 compensation packages and the... 501 00:23:28,357 --> 00:23:30,123 You're negotiating a salary? 502 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,959 Lynette, we... 503 00:23:33,028 --> 00:23:36,263 We just got back together. What are you doing? 504 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:40,901 It could be the last time an opportunity like this comes along for me. 505 00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:43,904 If I don't take it, I'm afraid that... 506 00:23:43,972 --> 00:23:45,305 You won't be happy? 507 00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:46,941 Well... 508 00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:49,377 Yeah. 509 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:57,167 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 510 00:23:57,235 --> 00:24:00,403 Lynette, I would do anything, 511 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:03,574 I would go anywhere in the world 512 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:07,811 if I believed it would finally make you happy. 513 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,390 But for as long as I have known you, 514 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,125 you've always thought you needed 515 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,550 something else to make you complete. 516 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:20,390 And I'm starting to realize, nothing ever will. 517 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:46,797 Hello, Trip. 518 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,186 Ben invited me. 519 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:52,556 So if you wanna slug somebody, slug him. 520 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,891 No. I'm glad to see you. 521 00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,442 I wanted to thank you for what you did for Mrs. McCluskey. 522 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,566 That was very kind. 523 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,783 She's an awesome lady. 524 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:08,205 And she once helped out a client of mine. 525 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:13,577 Well, that's all I wanted to say. Enjoy the reception. 526 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,063 Really? You can't think of anything else to say to me? 527 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,199 Like what? 528 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,852 I don't know. Like... 529 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,436 How about, "Hey, Trip. 530 00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:27,391 "Maybe you are a good guy. I should give you another chance." 531 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:31,562 Is that why you found that old record? To impress me? 532 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:34,748 Do you really think that? 533 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,953 Look, 534 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,656 I know I wanna be with you. 535 00:25:44,659 --> 00:25:48,112 But if you don't think you can ever trust me again, 536 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,430 well, I'm not gonna beg. 537 00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:56,686 Why? 538 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,923 Why? 539 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:03,961 Yes. Why do you wanna be with me? 540 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,762 You were my lawyer. 541 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,865 You know all the ugliest details of my life, 542 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:12,702 my lying, my drinking, my promiscuity. 543 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:15,066 I was actually relieved when you put Gabby on the witness stand, 544 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:17,207 because it explained why you kissed me. 545 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,694 It was a manipulation, I got it. 546 00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:23,230 But to keep saying you want me 547 00:26:23,298 --> 00:26:27,834 when you know how horribly flawed I am. 548 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:34,541 I don't trust you because it just doesn't make sense. 549 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,112 How about 550 00:26:40,382 --> 00:26:42,549 I explain it? 551 00:26:52,228 --> 00:26:53,560 That clear it up for you? 552 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:56,096 Almost. 553 00:26:56,165 --> 00:26:58,965 Look, Bree, 554 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:01,801 all those ugly details you're talking about, 555 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,405 they just prove that you're human. 556 00:27:04,473 --> 00:27:08,475 Okay? I don't wanna love an ideal. I wanna love a real person. 557 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,830 So, what happens now? 558 00:27:13,582 --> 00:27:15,148 Well, 559 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,161 first, we're gonna walk out onto that dance floor 560 00:27:17,185 --> 00:27:19,665 and show your friends how it's really done. 561 00:27:20,589 --> 00:27:22,840 Hopefully, by then, I'll get up the courage to 562 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:25,442 once again ask you to go out on a date with me. 563 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,721 Of course, even as I'm saying that, 564 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:29,065 I'm still not sure what you're gonna say. 565 00:27:33,602 --> 00:27:35,735 Did that clear it up for you? 566 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,030 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) 567 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:00,910 Hey. You wanna dance? They're playing a tango. 568 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:04,881 Wow, you're finally talking to me again. I must be out of the doghouse. 569 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:07,183 No, I'm still pretty mad. 570 00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:09,753 Why? It was a joke. 571 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:12,055 All those years ago, when I... 572 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,007 I did what I did with John Rowland, 573 00:28:14,076 --> 00:28:16,743 that's the most shameful thing in my life. 574 00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:19,846 You can't make jokes about it. It's too painful. 575 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,155 Fair enough. 576 00:28:22,484 --> 00:28:23,984 You know, 577 00:28:24,053 --> 00:28:26,814 it was the most shameful thing in my life, too. 578 00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:28,022 I'm sorry. 579 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,173 No. 580 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,176 What's shameful is that I neglected you. 581 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:36,997 I had this beautiful wife, 582 00:28:37,065 --> 00:28:39,346 but I focused on all the wrong things. 583 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,220 It was a tough time for both of us. 584 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:47,691 I guess that's the point I was making hiring Carmen. 585 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,554 Our roles are reversed now, 586 00:28:49,578 --> 00:28:51,222 but we can't start drifting away from each other. 587 00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:55,014 I never want to go back to that again. 588 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:58,117 We won't. We've grown up since then. 589 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:09,713 Although, for two smart grown-ups, we sure seem to fight a lot. 590 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,414 (SCOFFS) 591 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,563 Why is it other couples seem to waltz through life? 592 00:29:14,936 --> 00:29:16,303 Well, that's easy. 593 00:29:17,939 --> 00:29:19,172 You and me? 594 00:29:20,642 --> 00:29:22,292 We're doing a tango. 595 00:29:25,247 --> 00:29:26,487 (DEEP BREATHING) 596 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,882 Hey. I hear someone's having a baby. 597 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:31,150 Yes, a little ahead of schedule. Sorry. 598 00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:32,285 No, it's no problem. 599 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,304 I was just playing hoops down the block. 600 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,655 Don't worry, I'm gonna wash up 601 00:29:35,724 --> 00:29:37,601 and then we'll get this show on the road. Okay? 602 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:38,658 Okay. 603 00:29:38,727 --> 00:29:39,727 All right. 604 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,747 Did you see his legs? 605 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,916 How can you not wanna be married to those legs? 606 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,417 Mom, please. 607 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,436 Right. I'm annoying. Sorry. 608 00:29:50,505 --> 00:29:52,438 You know, in honor of this special day, 609 00:29:52,507 --> 00:29:55,547 I promise to never again bug you about finding a husband. 610 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:57,160 (PAINED MOANING) 611 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,980 Even the baby knows you're lying. 612 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,471 What about you? 613 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,299 Do you think you'll ever get married again? 614 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,341 Julie. 615 00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:12,042 No, I'm serious. 616 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,661 You're still young, and gorgeous. 617 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,129 (CHUCKLING) I don't know. 618 00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:19,206 (SUSAN SIGHS) 619 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,819 There's a saying, 620 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,267 "You know you've hit middle-age when your memories become 621 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,611 "more important to you than your dreams." 622 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:32,479 And I have such wonderful memories, 623 00:30:32,547 --> 00:30:34,280 of Mike, 624 00:30:34,349 --> 00:30:37,034 and you kids growing up, 625 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:39,569 all our friends on the lane. 626 00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:46,459 Do I have one last 627 00:30:46,528 --> 00:30:49,596 torrid romance in me? 628 00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:50,680 Maybe. 629 00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:57,871 But I know if I am ever cold and lonely, 630 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,841 I can wrap myself up in all those memories, 631 00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:02,709 and I will be content. 632 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:16,740 So, Renee and Ben, never forget 633 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:20,526 that it takes a lot of love to make a house a home. 634 00:31:20,595 --> 00:31:22,107 And when you're in the market for a new home, 635 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:23,864 consider Lee McDermott, 1-800... 636 00:31:23,932 --> 00:31:25,699 Give me that! 637 00:31:25,768 --> 00:31:28,184 Okay, matron of honor's turn. 638 00:31:29,004 --> 00:31:31,605 Lynette Scavo, give us a toast. 639 00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:37,094 Renee and Ben, 640 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:40,079 your wedding is one of the best days of your life. 641 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,748 'Cause it's the day you realize, 642 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:45,552 "I finally have the thing I need to be happy." 643 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,740 And then you forget. 644 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:53,977 So then what happens is, 645 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,780 instead of waking up every morning and shouting, 646 00:31:56,848 --> 00:32:00,016 "Somebody loves me," you start looking around and thinking, 647 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,652 "What do I want now? 648 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:06,890 "What's the next thing I need to be happy?" 649 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,611 So you look and you look, 650 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,098 and you keep thinking you've found it, but nothing works. 651 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:19,569 And the reason that nothing works, is because 652 00:32:22,007 --> 00:32:25,108 that hole in your heart that you're trying to fill 653 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,045 is already filled. 654 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,034 You just forgot. 655 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:41,908 (CHUCKLES) 656 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,847 Don't ever forget. 657 00:32:46,915 --> 00:32:50,700 Always remember how much you wanted to be loved 658 00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:55,488 and how much you are loved. 659 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,437 And I think if you can do that, and it isn't easy, 660 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:03,079 you will stop looking and realize 661 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,298 you already are happy. 662 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,434 To Renee and Ben, 663 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,604 and to remembering. 664 00:33:10,672 --> 00:33:11,672 Cheers. 665 00:33:14,175 --> 00:33:15,558 (MOUTHING) I love you. 666 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,961 (MOUTHING) I love you. 667 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,910 So, you meant that? 668 00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:37,881 I'm happy. Right here, right now. 669 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:45,121 I bet someone like that could be happy anywhere. 670 00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:52,195 Even New York. 671 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:03,539 Again? 672 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:13,349 (50'S MUSIC PLAYING) 673 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,609 (RECORD ENDS) 674 00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:25,548 MARY ALICE: Susan Delfino moved from Wisteria Lane on a Thursday. 675 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,234 But before she left, 676 00:36:28,302 --> 00:36:31,988 she went to spend a few more moments with her friends, 677 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:34,674 doing what they loved best. 678 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:39,863 I see your $25, and I raise you $50. 679 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,133 I know you're bluffing. 680 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,384 How? 681 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,848 For the last 10 years, every time you have a bad hand, 682 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,472 you tap the side of your glass. 683 00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:51,941 No, I don't. 684 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,010 Yeah, you do. 685 00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:55,811 You totally do. Absolutely. 686 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,648 I have a tell, and you guys never told me? 687 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,217 All right, you each owe me $12,000. 688 00:37:03,371 --> 00:37:07,990 I just realized this might be the last time we'll play poker together. 689 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,325 Don't say that. 690 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,294 Well, you're moving, 691 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,863 and Lynette's talking about taking that job in New York. 692 00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,197 We'll still get together. 693 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:17,717 I guess. It's just... 694 00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:19,985 What? 695 00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:21,954 I just always had this fantasy. 696 00:37:22,023 --> 00:37:25,542 The four of us staying here, growing old together. 697 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,677 You know, our grandkids coming to visit. 698 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:31,214 Me staying gorgeous while the three of you age horribly. 699 00:37:33,268 --> 00:37:34,934 (CACKLING) 700 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,164 You know, she's actually dreamed about that. 701 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,554 Of course she has. 702 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:41,024 No, seriously, 703 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:45,511 I'm gonna miss this so much. 704 00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:47,297 I'm gonna miss us. 705 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,483 It's funny. 706 00:37:51,552 --> 00:37:54,487 Some people never get to know the folks next door. 707 00:37:54,556 --> 00:37:56,837 They share a fence and nothing else. 708 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,609 And we've shared everything. 709 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,348 How did we get to be so lucky? 710 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:09,886 I am so crazy nuts about you guys. 711 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,365 Promise me this is not the last time 712 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:12,767 we're gonna play poker together. 713 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,223 Absolutely not. 714 00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:15,770 We'll just have to make the time. 715 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,959 Of course we will. 716 00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:23,716 MARY ALICE: It was a promise made in all sincerity. 717 00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:27,152 But, sadly, it was not meant to be. 718 00:38:29,156 --> 00:38:33,926 Lynette and Tom Scavo left the lane four weeks later. 719 00:38:36,163 --> 00:38:41,133 They moved to New York where Lynette learned the joy of being a CEO. 720 00:38:42,937 --> 00:38:48,958 She and Tom soon bought a penthouse overlooking Central Park 721 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:52,762 where years later she'd take her six grandchildren 722 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,531 and yell at them. 723 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:03,172 Gabrielle and Carlos Solis left the neighborhood the following year. 724 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,808 This was after Carlos helped her develop 725 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:09,078 a personal shopping web site 726 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,781 which led to Gabrielle getting her own show 727 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:14,801 on the Home Shopping Network. 728 00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:17,203 They soon bought a mansion in California 729 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:20,706 where they argued happily ever after. 730 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,727 Two years later, 731 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:28,681 Bree and her new husband left Fairview. 732 00:39:29,818 --> 00:39:31,484 They moved to Louisville, 733 00:39:31,552 --> 00:39:36,239 where Bree joined a club for conservative women. 734 00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:40,410 Trip then encouraged her to enter into local politics. 735 00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:43,612 The following November, 736 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:47,300 Bree was elected to the Kentucky State Legislature. 737 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:56,843 But Susan Delfino was the first to move from Wisteria Lane. 738 00:39:56,911 --> 00:39:59,512 And this is how it ended: 739 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:03,899 she introduced herself to the woman who was moving in. 740 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,268 You must be Jennifer. 741 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,554 And you must be Susan. 742 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,588 Nice to meet you. 743 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:10,857 Sorry if I'm early. 744 00:40:10,925 --> 00:40:12,645 I made better time than I thought I would. 745 00:40:12,694 --> 00:40:15,094 We were just about to leave. 746 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,629 My house is your house. 747 00:40:16,698 --> 00:40:18,130 (BOTH LAUGHING) 748 00:40:18,199 --> 00:40:20,867 I mean, legally, this is your house. 749 00:40:21,803 --> 00:40:22,869 (SIGHS) 750 00:40:25,273 --> 00:40:27,840 Hey, I hope that you'll be happy here. 751 00:40:27,909 --> 00:40:31,711 Thanks. Steve's so excited to finally live in the suburbs. 752 00:40:31,779 --> 00:40:33,840 I'm a little worried it's going to be boring. 753 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:36,115 I wouldn't worry about that. 754 00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:38,350 Yeah, this street is a lot of things. 755 00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:40,086 Boring is not one of them. 756 00:40:40,155 --> 00:40:41,155 (LAUGHS) 757 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,495 Can we go now? 758 00:40:49,564 --> 00:40:52,131 Yeah, we're going. 759 00:40:58,139 --> 00:41:01,423 Hey, you guys mind if I take one last spin around the block? 760 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,043 Go for it. 761 00:41:08,149 --> 00:41:10,649 MARY ALICE: As Susan left her driveway, 762 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,452 she had a feeling she was being watched. 763 00:41:14,589 --> 00:41:16,923 And she was. 764 00:41:16,992 --> 00:41:21,193 The ghosts of people who had been a part of Wisteria Lane 765 00:41:21,263 --> 00:41:24,947 were gazing upon her as she passed. 766 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:29,185 They watched her, as they watch everyone, 767 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:31,721 always hoping the living could learn to 768 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:34,106 put aside rage and sorrow, 769 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,092 bitterness and regret. 770 00:41:38,146 --> 00:41:41,047 These ghosts watch, 771 00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:43,365 wanting people to remember 772 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:47,302 that even the most desperate life 773 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,841 is, oh, so wonderful. 774 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:04,620 But only a lucky few realize the gift they've been given. 775 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:10,960 Most people just go on, day after day, 776 00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:13,379 trying in vain 777 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,015 to keep secrets 778 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,053 that will never stay hidden.